WHAT DRIVES YOU MAD?

  • Parents discussing their children’s virtues and achievements
  • Dentists who ask you questions when it is impossible to answer
  • A person who asks for, and then instantly ignores, your advice
  • Shop assistants who will not leave you alone
  • Telemarketers who ask how you are
  • Childrens recorded answering machine messages
  • Yoga teachers who single you out for attention
  • Ailment one-upmanship
  • Any story related to excessive alcohol consumption
  • Anybody who calls you by your first name but does not know you
  • Skinny people complaining about being fat to a fat person
  • People taking photographs at parties
  • A person giving a weak handshake
  • To have to kiss an unattractive relative
  • A person who tells you to calm down
  • People who tell you how they would do something you are doing
  • Things that won’t fit back in the box from which they have just been removed